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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Rudi. He’s always got the latest gossip. Apparently, there’s a new café opening on Jl. Pahlawan. I’m like, “Cool, let’s check it out!” So we head over, and it’s this cute little spot with a view of the Martapura River. But the coffee? Ugh, it’s burnt. I’m sipping it, trying to be polite, but it’s like drinking liquid regret. Rudi’s cracking jokes, and I’m just nodding, trying not to gag.

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